Squalor Re-Visited

By Course of a series of very fortunate events, We K. and I were able to utilize this weekend as the perfect opportunity to fist this 178yr old converted Nunnery into proper cleanliness.

The Dinning Room (Before):



The Dinning Room (After):

The Living Room (Before):

The Living Room (After):

Look at that beautiful 100+ yr old floor. Too bad you can't see where Ker. allowed a rabbit to pee on the floor and didn't clean it up--ever.

I wish that we had a documentary crew with us filming the entire cleaning campaign. I think we could have made a few extra grocery dollars. *stomach growls*

New Book Idea

I want to work on a new book, since my last one was complete crap. I want to do it without words. Because lets face it, my writing leaves much to be desired. Which means the pictures are going to have to be bomb-ass! This new book is going to be a take off of a scene from Return to Oz. I want the new book to be the story of Oz taken from the point of view of a little girl sent to a mental institution. I think that I want to title it, Ozmandi Aslyum (or something of the sort).

This is a pre-sketch of how I want my flying monkeys to look.

Since I've had some free time *ackhem* I made up some faces of my crazy monkey-like patients

And some presketchs of:

The Tin Man (in either a wheel chair or an Iron Lung)

The Calgary Lion (an African guy with blond hair and a blond beard, could I think of anything cooler?)

The Scare Crow (Or a guy named "Crow" with alot of scars "scar Crow")

I haven't thought of what Dorthy will look like or even Toto, but I do have some great ideas for the "Wicked witch of the Ward". . .

"Organized Chaos"

Since many people keep asking me, I have decided to post pictures of what I believe to be the world's messiest room. Unfortunately the owner of this room doesn't think that there is anything wrong with this room. And until she gives permission to clean her room, it will continue to buckle the ceiling joist beneath it.

Ker. claims that this is "organised chaos". According to her she knows where everything is in this room. Can You find her bed?

I can!

I just felt like posing for Posterity.

Yes I am still in my jammies. Its frelling cold up here.



(Something I didn't know, the carpet is Kermit the frog green. Who knew)

CLEAN-ed

I am like a tornado. Except, instead of moving cows and scaring people in Oklahoma, I am a zeitgeist of dust rags and trash bags.

It took 4 days to clean the room out.

(Now that the room is clean I can finally add my stuff into the room)

*BOOM!*

A week later to start shuffling my stuff around the room.

Another week later to get shelves and finish unpacking

Finally a month later put in insulated floors ( since the old ones got busted up in the moving process (and drunken debauchery))

Last but not least, I found some rainy day money to fix up a bed and make a new home for Sam and Gurdy